Don't Panic

Greg: let me help you out here buddy: here are some answers to your questions:

>Do we have everything we need?

no

>Do we have enough money?

no

>How will I keep track of all my stuff when I'm over there?

I'll probably have to do it for you.

>How much will I miss my friends?

What friends?

>Will I get sick of Brad and ditch him while he takes a poop at the Vienna train station?

Will I poop in the station or on the train? Will I poop while the train is moving or at the station?

>Should I bring underwear?

yes

>Will Brad's grosly overgrown hair discourage Sweedish blonde girls from talking to me?

Hmm...

1) Sweedish blonde girls see my hair.
2) They like it.
3) They talk to me.
4) They like me.
5) I recomend leaving you alone.
6) They agree.

...yes

>How long will it take before we get traveller's diahera?

You always have diahrea, so not long.

>Will large quantities of beer fit into our budget?

Do they sell Presidents Choice Pilsner?

>Should I bring my teddy bear?

no

>If I don't, who will take care of my teddy bear?

dad

>These are some nervous questions that I ask myself in the days leading up to our trip. Does anybody have some advice on these topics?

yes

>I'm a worried koop right now.

me too